A few things about me in order of least-to-most important:

I grew up in Arlington, Texas—the largest city in the United States without mass public transportation.

I went to school at the University of Texas at Austin, where I took several classes about advertising and one class about aliens.

I’m not related to wide receiver Jordan Shipley. I’ve had many opportunities to lie about this, but I’m a good boy.

I make a pot of spaghetti sauce once a month.

I’m an avid supporter of wearing socks with sandals.


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    Junior Copywriter / November 2021 - present

    Bandolier Media
    Freelance Copywriter / June 2021 - October 2021

    Bulletproof NY
    Creative Mentee / May 2021 - July 2021


    The Audacious School of Astonishing Pursuits
    Creative Megamachine / 2021 - 2022

    Texas Creative
    Copywriting / 2019 - 2021

    University of Texas at Austin
    B.S. Advertising / 2018 - 2021


    Austin ADDYs
    Silver - Copywriting / 2021
    Bronze - Integrated Brand Identity Campaign / 2021

    David Roth Comedy in Advertising Award
    Winner (Voodoo Doughnut) / 2020
    Honorable Mention (Burger King) / 2021

Current consumption

An uncurated collection of things I’ve been injecting into my brain recently. (Last updated 08/14/2022)