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Jacob Shipley is a copywriter in Los Angeles who’s made campaigns for Orgain, Cox, and PrizePicks, and before that, made student campaigns for Voodoo Doughnut, Burger King, Men’s Wearhouse, and AriZona Tea at the University of Texas, where he also made dumb promo videos for UT’s portfolio school, but now he doesn’t go to school, so he spends his free time trolling LinkedIn, writing one-liner movie reviews, recording fake radio shows, and reminiscing about making stop motion Geico ads when he was 14, and if that’s not enough information for you to steal his identity and gain access to his numerous personal banking accounts, all of which are growing at unbelievable rates that you can’t even imagine, you can read his resume or send suspicious emails to jacobshipley9000@gmail.com.
Mark

Movie “reviews”


I’ve watched over 1,000 movies since 2017. I’ve written something about nearly all of them. You can keep up with more of my inspired cinematic analysis on Letterboxd.
Mark

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